Advice Quote by LIZ Download Open image “Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.” — LIZ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Advice Blazers Likes Needs Sex Sometimes
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, be careful. Don't give a man sex just to keep him around, because it might just do the exact opposite. — Charlie Butcher Copy Share Image
Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me.. — The Situation Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience Copy Share Image
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and… — LIZ Copy Share Image
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico. — LIZ Copy Share Image
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one. — LIZ Copy Share Image
I grew up around a lot of boys - all my friends on my street were boys, so I was the only girl for… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub,… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Trust is like a mirror u can break it and put it back together but no matter what u will always see ur mistakes… — Liz Copy Share Image
Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very… — LIZ Copy Share Image
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory! — LIZ Copy Share Image
I ask for tips, for advice. What I have also learnt is that I need to do things that are good for me. In… — Matthijs de Ligt Copy Share Image
Don't get too attached to someone you know you can't be together with. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
The worst advice? 'Don't listen to the critics.' I think that you really ought to listen to the critics, because sometimes they're telling you… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Time is priceless. You have it, but you don't own it. You spend it, but you can't keep it. And once it's gone, there's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Some of the things that we hold onto the most, are the things that we need to let go of. — Ryaj Ablando Catayas Copy Share Image
“If your clothes are enough to drive would-be friends away, they're not the kind of friends you want." Typical mother advice. Sweet, honest, and… — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
