I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on. — LIZ Copy Share Image
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and… — LIZ Copy Share Image
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico. — LIZ Copy Share Image
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one. — LIZ Copy Share Image
I grew up around a lot of boys - all my friends on my street were boys, so I was the only girl for… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub,… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Trust is like a mirror u can break it and put it back together but no matter what u will always see ur mistakes… — Liz Copy Share Image
Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very… — LIZ Copy Share Image
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory! — LIZ Copy Share Image
I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own… — LIZ Copy Share Image
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more! — LIZ Copy Share Image
