Quote by Lily Tomlin Download Open image “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” — Lily Tomlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I never used to understand why people bothered to hold hands as they walked, but then he runs one of his fingertips down my… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“God knew full well that the hands He gave to this man would be used to sin against Him, that the feet He gave… — Nabeel Qureshi Copy Share Image
No man would ever use both hands to hold a cup of tea, unless he was one day's march from the South Pole, with… — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
When a man falls on his knees and stretches his hands heavenward, he is doing the most natural thing in the world. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
It is a tragedy of the first magnitude that millions of people have ceased to use their hands as hands. Nature has bestowed upon… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
He used both hands when he made the bear. Imagine a bear proceeding from the hands of God. — N. Scott Momaday Copy Share Image
“Walking is the only form of transportation in which a man proceeds erect - like a man - on his own legs, under his… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
For when down on the knees The man (or god) stretches the arms In giving, It is no accident the hands Are curled like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether we force the man's property from him by pinching his stomach, or pinching his fingers, makes some difference anatomically; morally, none whatsoever. — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
“Modern American culture dictated the importance of touching the hand of someone you’ve just met, however counterintuitive it seemed. Why would he want to… — Courtney Kirchoff Copy Share Image
“So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen,… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
“I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. And then I realized I was somebody.” — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
