Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done? — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
You can't expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it's a step in… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I wonder what it would be like if we all became what we wanted to be when we grew up? I mean,… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
To act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
“So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen,… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
“I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. And then I realized I was somebody.” — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
