Quote by Lemony Snicket

“I'm a giant pimple on the face of humanity.”

— Katie Alender

“It's not a good idea to mess with a woman who has a pimple”

— Janet Evanovich

“How can you be so ugly to me?” “‘Cause I’m bored, and when a man gets bored enough he gets like an animal. I’m…

— David Foster Wallace

“When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well, it’s true!”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t accuse others of eating when juice smears your face-fur.”

— David Bowles

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I don’t care about my face! I’m tired of being stupid, and everybody keeping me stupid just for the sake of my face. Even…

— Frances Hardinge

“When dealing with two faced people, it is difficult to know which face is uglier, the real one or the manufactured one.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“If you dislike your looks to the point of hating and harming yourself, I'd say you're just as cursed and trapped in the mirror…

— Chris Colfer

“If I’m happy, my eyes are chestnut; if I’m surprised, my eyes are hazelnut; if I’m afraid, my eyes look like they just shit…

— Jarod Kintz

“There's something about outward appearances that has always been important to me. I always thought I was so ugly. I mean, I really did.…

— Nic Sheff