Jerk Quote by Justin Halpern

“If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say something kind and walk away.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm going to make you come so hard you forget that you're supposed to be the world's biggest asshole.”

— Christina Lauren

“Is your ass jelous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?”

— Jamie McGuire

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“If you're an asshole, stay the hell away from me.”

— Calvin Vandegrift

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“But, I've learned, as we all must, that adults are jerks too. At least some of them. And that's why I feel so strongly…

— Clinton Kelly

“When there are too many assholes around, I feel like its my duty to be a dick.”

— Hazar Emiral

“The worst type of asshole is an asshole who doesn't realize he's an asshole. He's an asshole who honestly thinks he's doing right and…

— Mark W Boyer

“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

— J.L. McCoy

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty…

— Kevin Hearne

A lot of times, that asshole behavior is a cover for deep insecurities, and sometimes the deeper the insecurities, the bigger the asshole.

— Tommy Dewey