Food Quote by Judith Martin

“When having lunch or dinner at a long rectangular table, I prefer to take a middle chair so that I can turn to my…

— Susan C. Young

Don't touch my napkin. I do not want the server to pick up the napkin and put it on my lap. I know it…

— Tom Colicchio

Also, there are seats in the diner that always fall off the table. If you have a scene where you're packing up at the…

— Dannii Minogue

If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu.

— Richard Ojeda

“Everybody in this room knows the basic rule: if you don’t have a seat at the table, you are probably on the menu.”

— Elizabeth Warren

When you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu, my friend Lee Saunders has said, and he is correct.

— Thomas Perez

I am one who leaves the table like a man, without putting back the chair or picking up the plate

— Sandra Cisneros

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

— Hannibal Buress

If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu.

— Elizabeth Warren

Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate.

— Malcolm X

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

— Henny Youngman

If you're not at the table, you're on the menu

— Michael Enzi