Cost Quote by Johnny Olson Download Open image “Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.” — Johnny Olson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cost Dime Ladies Laugh Laughter Seated You
I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold. — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
There are some things on which you can't place a value, your laughter is one of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The price of a laugh is too high, if it is raised at the expense of another — Proverb Copy Share Image
Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money. — Alan Ayckbourn Copy Share Image
I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its true that laughter really is cheap medicine. Its a prescription anyone can afford. And best of all, you can fill it right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny… — David Hyde Pierce Copy Share Image
It took 35 years, but the time was well spent and I think I have established a good stake in the future. — Johnny Olson Copy Share Image
Lights became so hot they melted mascara on women's faces in early television. — Johnny Olson Copy Share Image
They'll invite you to all the parties, but that doesn't mean you have to go all the time. — Johnny Olson Copy Share Image
Because of her interest and demands, I amplified an average baritone voice into one that is loud and clear. — Johnny Olson Copy Share Image
The costs of the Bush-Obama wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are now estimated to run as high as $4.4 trillion - a major victory… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I would borrow money all day long, if the cost of borrowing is less than the expected return. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
I do not want to live at the cost of the life even of a snake. I should let him bite me to death… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
What a thrill. You know you've entered new territory when you realise that your outfit cost more than your film. — Jessica Yu Copy Share Image
[Photography is ] likewise even French impressionists. So the Sculls bought pop. It was politics, and they moved with it. And I think that… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
What has drug addiction done for me? It's cost me my career, my fortune and basically my sex life when I found out I… — Robbin Crosby Copy Share Image
I agreed a long time ago, I would not live at any cost. If I am moved or forced away from what I think… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I believe that government is too large, costs too much, spends too much, and has too much regulatory power in our lives. — Tim Walberg Copy Share Image
One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate… — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
When the government pays, health care's lack of affordability becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. In health care, as in other things, government is the high-cost… — Arnold Kling Copy Share Image
“In your goals to go the extra mile, prepare to pay an extra cost. Excellence is to be exceptional, surpassing, more competent and a… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image