Blonde Quote by Johnny Carson

Happiness is like coke — something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.

— Aldous Huxley

Happiness is an inside job.

— William Arthur Ward

Happiness is...finding a single beer at the back of the fridge.

— Anonymous

Happiness is finding a secret drawer in your antique liquor cabinet you didn't know existed.

— Anonymous

Happiness is the art of learning how to get joy from your substance.

— Jim Rohn

“People who think that happiness is something that’s always within their reach, I wonder how happy they must really be? That woman always gets…

— Go Dok Mi

Happiness is a by product of service.

— William J. Critchlow, Jr

The definition of happiness being very emotion-oriented - the problem is that there's too many quick and dirty ways to chase that in ways…

— Steven C. Hayes

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

— George Burns

Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.

— Green Monk

Happiness is a continuous creative activity.

— Baba Amte