Humour Quote by John Owen Theobald

“People are like bees. They’re all workers who could be queens, with the right stuff, but once a queen-making has begun, it can’t be…

— Natasha Pulley

“I even tried to join the army, but they wouldn’t have me. The bloke in the uniform took one look at my ugly mug…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“Beetee's glad we find the plan hard to follow, because then our enemies will, too. Like your electricity trap in the arena? I ask.…

— Suzanne Collins

“The assistant commander at any post is supposed to be a ruthless son of a bitch.”

— Tom Clancy

“She could Captain to his Your Majesty any time.”

— Cinda Williams Chima

“Wincing, I turned, gave her a salute, because that’s what mafia hit men do when they’re in a bathroom with a naked girl, they…

— Rachel Van Dyken

“You are a Queen, so even when they push you, don't take the crown off.”

— Alexandra Elle

“I'll be damned. Miranda Sweet, is it you or is my glaucoma acting up again?" Ruby Sue sat her glass down on the Formica…

— Avery Flynn

“I'm the Captain of the Guard-I'm not exactly a catch for any of them." There was sorrow in his eyes, though it was well…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Oh be careful! There they go again!" said the old queen as his string broke spilling his balls over the floor… "Stop them will…

— William Burroughs

“I won’t be the one to tell our king and queen—especially our queen—that I let you get yourself killed on the road. She’d have…

— Vivienne Savage

“The queen is kind. The queen is generous. The queen works as hard, if not harder, than everyone else. The queen doesn’t sit on…

— Gabrielle Reece