Apple Quote by Joel McHale

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

— Joel McHale

I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing.

— Joel McHale

Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine.…

— Joel McHale

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of…

— Joel McHale

I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone…

— Joel McHale

I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that is exposing…

— Joel McHale

People might say it came easy for me. The fact is, I've worked hard on every role. I prepare for each audition...take the script,…

— Joel McHale

'Almost Live' allowed me to take chances and try things you can't do on national television. It allowed me to screw up.

— Joel McHale

I was serious about Ultimate Fighting Championship. And I'm not even ashamed to say it because I want free tickets.

— Joel McHale

I don't really know. I think the first test is when you're very little and you fart, and you laugh at it and so…

— Joel McHale

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make…

— Joel McHale

I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy…

— Joel McHale