Election Quote by Jimmy Fallon

Under President Barack Obama, the Congressional Hispanic Caucus has been invited into the White House and given a seat at the table. Hispanics are…

— Charlie Gonzalez

You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

— Bill Maher

“Besides, despite the GOP’s seething intramural divisions, there is nigh unanimous revulsion when it comes to Obama’s agenda. In fact, even Democrats—especially those facing…

— Andrew McCarthy

“I don’t belong to a political party, because I don’t feel invited.”

— Jarod Kintz

When the president of the United States goes out at, you know, 8:00 o'clock in the morning and then his own party votes gets…

— Warren Buffett

President Obama and I can meet, shake hands and discuss current issues, we - and I am personally - are always ready for such…

— Vladimir Putin

Nobody turns down an invitation to the White House, but I’ve seen plenty of people turn down an invitation to fully live.

— Bob Goff

Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still…

— Craig Ferguson

Barack Obama is not only going to reside in Washington and be on call, essentially, with the Drive-By Media, he's setting up what essentially…

— Rush Limbaugh

They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.

— David Letterman

I like Obama, but I understand that his hands are tied, the way Congress is reacting. It's just partisan politics everywhere, and don't know…

— Ice Cube

[Barack Obama] needs to really engage both Republicans and Democrats.

— John Kasich