Children Quote by Jimmy Fallon

Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you ask Santa…

— Jimmy Fallon

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

— Milton Berle

Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.

— Anonymous

I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.

— Terry Zwigoff

Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He…

— Craig Ferguson

The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out of the…

— Ludwig von Mises

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson

“Residents of the squatter community of Christiana, Denmark, for example, have a Christmastide ritual where they dress in Santa suits, take toys from department…

— David Graeber

“I wish we could get a real tree," Bug says. "Then at least we'd have one real tradition, since that whole Santa thing's a…

— Sarah Ockler

“Why are trains so popular at Christmas? People get on to meet their country over the holidays.”

— David Baldacci

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

— Will Ferrell

It is that bizarre thing. If I had kids, I, of course, would tell them there's Santa, but it's also just an odd feeling…

— Tig Notaro