Christmas Quote by Milton Berle

Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa…

— Jimmy Fallon

Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you ask Santa…

— Jimmy Fallon

The price of Christmas toys is outrageous - a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters. I remember a Christmas…

— Johnny Carson

Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.

— Anonymous

I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.

— Terry Zwigoff

I knew there was no Santa when I was, like, 5.

— Tig Notaro

“With the abundance of toys available, a child's room (or the whole house) can be overtaken by Kid Stuff with just one Christmas or…

— Dana White

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

— Bernard Manning

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.

— Joe Nichols

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson

There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays.…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Its Sad That Kids Want Christmas Only For The Presents.//!! Its Jesus Birthday!! Back On The Days They Didint Have Gifts And Now We…

— Jose Abraham Martinez