"I initially signed up for Twitter just to……" — Jim Gaffigan
"I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site.
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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More Initially Quotes
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I became a soldier, not because I had a military vocation initially, but because it was the only way that…
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If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.
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My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. 'Playboy' called and offered me…
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It's about somebody initially knowing more about it than you do but eventually you learn a lot about it yourself…
— Lynn Davies
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But it then very soon became clear that the response of a war against terrorism, initially conceived of in a…
— Ulrich Beck
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Initially when I stopped playing, I had accumulated some burnout.
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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And sometimes it's the very otherness of a stranger, someone who doesn't belong to our ethnic or ideological or religious…
— Karen Armstrong
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All great thinkers are initially ridiculed - and eventually revered.
— Robin Sharma
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The test of a theory is its ability to cope with all the relevant phenomena, not its a priori 'reasonableness'.…
— John Polkinghorne
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When I create music, the feeling that you get... I get first. You [the listener] have a delayed experience with…
— Lauryn Hill
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Thailand's been good. Mike Swick and his camp there have been awesome. I initially went there on the 12th week…
— Soa Palelei
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Initially, it (winning the 1967 American League Pennant) was what you would dream about in Little League. The winning pitcher,…
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