Jokes Quote by Jeremy Limn

“I hit the goddamn jackpot with celebrity dreams this a.m. In the latest dream I was in bed with Tom and Katie. I’ve never…

— Misti Rainwater-Lites

“One poor chap, who had no other grandeur to offer, said with tolerably manifest pride in the remembrance: 'Well, Tom Sawyer he licked me…

— Mark Twain

Tom Cruise is absolutely fabulous.

— Ayesha Takia

Katie had a fierce desire for survival which made her a fighter. Johnny had a hankering after immortality which made him a useless dreamer.…

— Betty Smith

When you do a Tom Cruise movie, you don't do a Tom Cruise movie and ask a lot of questions.

— Jake Johnson

“I'm just trying not to have a Tom Cruise moment […] He was having a very Tom Cruise moment”

— jamie mcguire

When I got the job, I was sure that I wasn't going to get the job because Tom Cruise almost got the job.

— Johnny Depp

Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own…

— Faith Hunter

“Tom Cruise does”

— Willow Rose

Well, when you've had Tom Cruise play you, anything else is a comedown.

— Leigh Steinberg

I love Tom Cruise. When Penelope Cruz is through with him, I'm next.

— Christina Aguilera

Amen, sister, ... All apologies to Tom Cruise.

— Libba Bray