Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Oh boy,” Lula said when she saw me. “Think we got a good story walking in the door, here. What’s with the handcuff?” “I…

— Janet Evanovich

“I’d fire that woman if I knew how to operate a vacuum.”

— Joey W. Hill

“I could make better pie-type love with a new stove! I heard his disembodied voice shout back, “Dick territory, babe. Don’t even think about…

— Kristen Ashley

“I jumped and let out an embarrassing squeak when two hands came around my waist. “Just me, luv,” he said, close to my ear.…

— Wendy Higgins

“Just be careful, hon,” Rosanna said. “Oh, are the plates hot?” I flinched back just before my hands made contact. Rosanna laughed. “No, but…

— C.J. Duggan

“I should be the last person to tell you that the plate is hot after you have burned your fingers. ”

— C.S. Lewis

“Who lit the fuse on your tampon?”

— Sophie Monroe

“I reached down, turned the knob, and found it locked. Not a problem. The energy of the fire element rolled down my arm, and…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I knew this would happen," Marla says. "You're such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I trudged down the stairs and stood on the sidewalk examining my car. Deep scratch in the roof from a misplaced bullet. Hole in…

— Janet Evanovich

“Did things get a lot hotter between you two? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?"-Amy”

— Daria Snadowsky

“They think of it as lubricating, and that’s it!” She went back to her hotel room and called her boyfriend in tears.”

— Mary Roach