Californication Quote by Hank Moody Download Open image “Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.” — Hank Moody ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Californication Right now
It's the way you look whenever she mentions her fiance. My cat looks like that before he hacks up a hairball. — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Tryin' to give me the finger is kinda like givin' the spider the web. I'm just gonna spin and try to use it to… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“I don't like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.” “I'd rather not,”… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like the looks of it,' said the King: 'however, it may kis my hand, if it likes.' 'I'd rather not,' the Cat… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time... — Champfleury Copy Share Image
The cat jumps up on the bed and tries to get onto my head. It's his way of telling whether or not i'm dead.… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Cities don’t change people. People don’t even change people. We are who we are.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Oh, look at the time… The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off… Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole,… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Dear Karen, I've been thinking about Us, the story of us. How the fuck do I sum it up? Has it been perfect? Hardly.… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
