“When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
