“The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“You’re right. You should probably do your best not to fall in love with me.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“You know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head. “Because they end too early,” she continues. “They always end… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
