Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Good morning, Hell-A. In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day you’re dreaming, the next, your dream… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Actress Karen: Why does he love her so much? What is it about her? Hank Moody: I don't know. I don't think… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, I wrote a book. People seemed to dig it, so I wrote another and one after that. That’s… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the moment passes. I'm good. Smell you later. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
