Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked- up than I… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche! — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
