Cute cat Quote by Anonymous

Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."

— Anonymous

“You look like a cat beat your ass as comeuppance for everything dogs have done to them.”

— Shawntelle Madison

“If dogs start acting like cats, many dogs lose their owners because what is expected of a dog is always obedience to its owner!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“It must be a matter of constant surprise to dogs that humans never actually get any smarter and just keep making the same mistakes…

— Brian Falkner

dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their…

— Sarah Ban Breathnach

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything -…

— Barbara Mertz

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

— George Carlin

“When you take advice from a cat, there are always consequences.”

— Elora Bishop

Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us.

— Iris Murdoch

“The way the animals live, everybody envies them, because look, a cat, when it walks--did you ever see a cat making an aesthetic mistake.…

— H.T. Hunt

“Calling a cat a dog won't make it bark.”

— Kathie Freeman

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that…

— Garrison Keillor