Casinos Quote by George Lopez

I've been taking off my tie for a lot of years. When I take it off, I usually throw it down.

— Kelvin Sampson

I was struck down by the west coast. It was quarter to three but it don't do sleep.

— The Ready Set

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

— Steven Wright

I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.

— Bobby Heenan

Thinking of it now, I didn't do a thing for my wedding. I was sleepwalking through it at all.

— Rupali Ganguly

Former Posturepedic I was slept on. So many chains on it look like my neck gone.

— 2 Chainz

Kept falling in and out of it [sleep] like out of a boat or a tipping hammock.

— Rose Tremain

Rolling over in bed... I felt the vice grips wrench at my Heart again... as I Cried Myself back to Sleep...

— Anonymous

I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.

— Dane Cook

Around your skin, I tie and untie mine.

— Miguel Hernandez

I was an overnight sensation.

— Elvis Presley