Been Quote by Kelvin Sampson

I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.

— Dane Cook

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

— Rodney Dangerfield

In my whole life, I've worn black tie three times. I can't tie the knot myself.

— Stefano Gabbana

When I do ties, I bid them out.

— Donald Trump

I learned you just need to know people who know how to tie ties, and they'll tie them for you, and you can just…

— Steve Kornacki

To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off.

— Robert Moog

Wearing a scrap of colored cloth around your neck, even though it serves no useful purpose, but which answers to the name of "tie."

— Paulo Coelho

I have nothing to say of my working life, only that a tie is a noose, and inverted though it is, it will hang…

— Yann Martel

For me, wearing a tie is a pleasure, a recherche one but a pleasure nonetheless. You could say that I'm avoiding tie avoidance. My…

— Peter York

I like ties but I prefer not to wear one when I'm nervous.

— Jamie Oliver

I own over four ties.

— Andrew Mason

“Your answer is the logical, coherent answer an absolutely normal person would give: It's a tie! A lunatic, however, would say that what I…

— Paulo Coelho