Marriage Quote by Felix Abt

“My water's wife broke!" he yells into the phone. Ohmygod! "You mean your wife's water broke?" "That's what I said, Jules! Her water broke!”

— Kristen Proby

We always joke about how I'm on the road and they'll be like, 'Man, you need to take a shower.' Nah, it ain't Saturday.…

— Paul Wall

“You know, Ella, you're not the first woman who's ever been in this shower with me--" "I'm shocked." I leaned back against him as…

— Lisa Kleypas

“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does…

— Nolan Bushnell

“Real men don't take Baths!”

— Jay Crownover

“There are days when I just want to throw in the towel. Those are the difficult days, the days where I take many showers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When you give a happy couple the opportunity to talk about what makes marriage great, it's like a water spigot you can't quite turn…

— Fawn Weaver

“If you’re going to need me, even if it’s just to yell at, I’m going to stay right here.” “No, I want to take…

— Lia Habel

“In two days there won't be a single leak, and our boat will have no more water in her than there is in the…

— Jules Verne

“That shower thing was hilarious," he said when I finished. "It was irresponsible! Why can't anyone see that?" "But that bitch had it coming.”

— Richelle Mead

“My friend loves taking a bath all by herself. She never ever gets out.”

— Kōji Suzuki

HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;

— Nikhil Saluja