Fitness Quote by Ernest Cline

“In the words of Ozzy Osbourne, I’m going off the rails on a crazy train. And crazy never felt so good.”

— J.B. Salsbury

“The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and…

— Darynda Jones

“All of my life, trains had been coming and going, interrupting Ever’s daily life with their loud disregard.”

— Matthew Aaron Goodman

“The world's a nightmare, my love. I'd like to get off, but they tell me we can't, we're on an express train.”

— Umberto Eco

“Every time I hear a train goes by I wish I'm on it.”

— Tina Bridgett

“That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, ‘Ozzy, I think my house is haunted!’ ‘Sell tickets then,’ I…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!”

— Alfred E. Neuman

“Here comes the train; there goes the pain!”

— Donald O'Donovan

“They surround the car and are all moaning something. Is that the word train?!”

— Ryan Mecum

“Sometimes I feel that life is passing me by, not slowly either, but with ropes of steam and spark-spattered wheels and a hoarse roar…

— Martin Amis

“One-way ticket nowhere there's no windows on his train. Can't see where I'm headed but I'm going there again.”

— Dave Mustaine

“One train wreck at a time, I always say.”

— Tropper Jonathan