Quote by Eoin Colfer

“Mr. Clark, can I taste your meat?” I asked, smiling seductively at him. He forked a bit of beef and leaned over. “Ms. Summers,…

— K.M. Golland

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

— Green Monk

“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”

— Bauvard

“taking his first bite of a legendary creature. The rich deep flavor brought to mind the best steaks he’d ever had, but easily surpassed…

— Daniel Schinhofen

“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,”

— Kevin Hearne

“They served us dog meat. Yes, dog meat. The stench was overpowering.”

— Masaji Ishikawa

“Variety is important. Even the finest steak becomes dull when you eat it all the time.”

— Clare Mackintosh

I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you…

— Chic Murray

“Does the beef salute the butcher as it throbs to it's knees?”

— Clive Barker

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul…

— Judy H. Wright

“Ty grunted. “Guy with a gun, I’m your man. Big white tiger with teeth, it’s every steak for himself.”

— Abigail Roux

Lots of ways to have your steak Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club

— Stanley Victor Paskavich