Call me Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

I'm not sure I would be a good godmother. I have read about it, and I found that the godmother's position is to take…

— Susan Glaspell

When I grew up, my model of God was like a lifeguard: I knew He loved me, but He blew his whistle a lot.

— Pete Holmes

“A “god” is anyone or anything that enjoys your primary devotion.”

— O. S. Hawkins

My best friend just had a baby, and she's my age. So I'm a godmom now, which is crazy.

— Kristen Stewart

Hi, my name is Jareth, and I'll be your- God" He curses as he lays his eyes on me. I raised an eyebrow. "You'll…

— Mari Mancusi

I'm not a god, I'm just a simple guy.

— Tommy Wiseau

God sends you into a situation not so that He can show He is God; but rather for you to show who you are!

— Chris Oyakhilome

When I try to describe myself to God I say, 'Lord, remember me? Black? Female? Six-foot tall? The writer?' And I almost always get…

— Maya Angelou

I love God, and when you get to know Him, you find He's a Livin' Doll.

— Jane Russell

I'm not a god - I do bad things.

— Jackie Chan

Thank God I'm not God for if I were God I wouldn't act Godly instead I'd act like a child of God but luckly…

— Ntando @PunchlineLord

God sent me a precious gift, and I call her my niece!

— Tara