Drink Quote by Dean Martin Download Open image “The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.” — Dean Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Funny drinking Reason Sober Thinking
I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's funny because when I first started making records, I was at the tail end of a period of sobriety, so I somehow got this reputation as Captain Sober. — Moby Copy Share
Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway. — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. My addiction is wrestling. — CM Punk Copy Share Image
Heck, I drank no more than John Wayne or Ward Bond or Spencer Tracy or Alan Ladd or Robert Walker. But it got me… — John Agar Copy Share Image
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the water they loved to drink. This good man, Noah, having seen that all his contemporaries had perished by this unpleasant drink, took a dislike to it; and God, to relieve his dryness, created the vine and… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff. You just get me an In-N-Out burger and some Popeye's fried chicken and I'm straight. — Paul Pierce Copy Share
I get pretty focused when I start working on something. And I drink a lot of water, way more than most people. — Nick Woodman Copy Share Image
Like the water of a deep stream, love is always too much. We did not make it. Though we drink till we burst, we cannot have it all, or want it all. In its abundance it survives our thirst. In the evening we come down to the shore to drink our fill, and sleep, while it flows through the regions… — Wendell Berry Copy Share
I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really matter what the routine is (coffee shop, someone else's house, my dining room table), I'm pretty fast. I go back to the start of whatever I'm working on, every half hour or so, and revise my… — Kelly Link Copy Share
Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal of his candles on a rejoicing night, let her look to him and keep him out of harm's way; or the world will be apt to say, she has a mind to be a widow before… — Joseph Addison Copy Share
