Smartest Quote by David Cross Download Open image ““Now, I don't consider myself the smartest chip in the cookie, but I ain't the dumbest, either.”” — David Cross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chip Cookie Consider Smartest Cookie Ain Smartest Smartest Chip
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