If i could Quote by Daniel Tosh Download Open image “I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.” — Daniel Tosh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare If i could Ifs Jobs Life Normal Real Real talent Talent
I totally have no other talent and I would be totally out of work if I did anything else. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
Only become a musician if there is absolutely no other way you can make a living. — Kirke Mecham Copy Share Image
I am doubtful of any talent, so whatever I choose to be, will be accomplished only by long study and work — Jackson Pollock Copy Share Image
I'm just a regular guy who had talent and the wherewithal to be able to hone that into something I can make money doing. — Christian Coleman Copy Share Image
That's kind of how I've based my career. I find talented people and beg me to let me work with them. — Drew Goddard Copy Share Image
Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN! — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
If I could be anyone, I'd choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler. — Rob Kardashian Copy Share Image
If I could ever be on a Missy Elliott record, I could then die. Missy Elliott, Mary J. Blige - I love hearing them… — Neko Case Copy Share Image
I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This unfortunate art is made… — Camille Claudel Copy Share Image
Too long have the workers of the world waited for some Moses to lead them out of bondage. I would not lead you out… — Eugene V. Debs Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
I'm happy with my career but I could have been happier if I could have been treated like a champion should have been treated… — Larry Holmes Copy Share Image
I would wear a full-length cape if I could get away with it - I do love a good swirl in a fog. — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image