Balls Quote by Daniel Tosh

“Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.”

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Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!

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Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.

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I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.

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If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die...not sorry.

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You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole…

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I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

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Maybe bring in sponge balls to learn the technique and gain that experience of actually challenging for a header.

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I like René Descartes' theory about a ball of wax. You can change its form from solid to liquid, but it's still the same…

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It wasn't really touching to be young; it was touching not to be young, because you had less of life left. Touching to be thirty; more touching to be forty; tragic to be fifty; and heartbreaking to be sixty. As to seventy, as to eighty, one would feel as one did during the last dance of a ball, tired but…

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This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes…

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Common sense is the guy who tells you that you ought to have had your brakes relined last week before you smashed a front end this week. Common sense is the Monday morning quarterback who could have won the ball game if he had been on the team. But he never is. He's high up in the stands with a…

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