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“If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.” quote by Dan Harmon — Download Open image

“If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.”

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