Humor Quote by Chris Brady

“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any other bird, including ostrich.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Since I’m eatin’ crow, I might as well finish the whole bird.”

— Sharon Gillenwater

“Sometimes a person needs a story more than food to stay alive... from Crow and Weasel”

— Barry Lopez

“If the crow has to be shoved down your throat; maybe you should just let it fly.”

— Colette Ruland Parrino

“Brains are the only things worth having in this world, no matter whether one is a crow or a man.”

— L. Frank Baum

“The crows demur at first, but soon grow bold and eat. He talks to them. He tells them of all the things that bother…

— Ekaterina Sedia

“To become a sparrow you don't have to be a crow.”

— Munia Khan

“We're ankle deep in blood, and all because we ate the birds, we ate them a long time ago, when we still had the…

— Margaret Atwood

“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done swallowing my pride, and I’ll be full…

— Jarod Kintz

“So crows must spend a lot of the day wondering what they are supposed to do now, what they are here for, and that…

— Peter Heller

“Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant. ”

— Anonymous

“Swallowing pride rarely gives you indigestion.”

— Suzanne Woods Fisher