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- As for those who protest that I am robbing people of the great comfort and consolation they gain from Christianity, I can… — Rupert Hughes
- There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes… — Bill Maher
- If you don’t own a home, buy one. If you own one home, buy another one. And if you own two homes,… — John Paulson
- Advice to Young Journal Keepers. Be lenient with yourself. Conceal your worst faults, leave out your most shameful thoughts, actions, and temptations.… — Rosamond Lehmann
- Get to Know Yourself Once you start getting acquainted with yourselves, finding out who you are and where you belong and who… — Boyd K. Packer
- Remember: In the end, you're not living to impress your friends or your relatives or your coworkers. All of life is for… — Chris Tomlin
- American writers often say they find it difficult to write Superman. They say he's too powerful; you can't give him problems. But… — Grant Morrison
- Extraterrestri als are living now on Earth. They are everywhere, among your friends, neighbors, even your relatives. Their blood flows through our… — Dolores Cannon