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Your Girlfriend Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister.
- Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say Youre Late. Cum Late And She Will Say Youre Great!
- If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.
- If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches.
- Your girlfriend has a brilliant rape alarm. Her face.
- Getting your girlfriend all angry just so you can kiss her and make her shut up.
- The easiest way to win if your girlfriend likes to play games is by hitting her with a cheat code.
- Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle.
- When your girlfriend says, you can tell me anything, she's really saying, I'm going to tell this to my next boyfriend.
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