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Your Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no.…
- It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
- One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are…
- Children make your life important.
- Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she…
- Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
- It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
- Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I…
- A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
- Never order food in excess of your body weight.
- What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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