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Yesterday Quotes by Conan O'Brien
- Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn Beck's radio show…
- Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine believe marriage should…
- Yesterday, the country of Kosovo unveiled an 11-foot tall statue of former President Clinton. Yeah. That's right. The Clinton statue is so life-like, it's already…
- President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed…
- Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the agent admitted he's…
- Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time.…
- In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was…
More Yesterday Quotes
- Tomorrow is nothing, today is too late; the good lived yesterday. — Marcus Aurelius
- I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling… — Roseanne Barr
- My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer… — Victoria Beckham
- The man for whom time stretches out painfully is one waiting in vain, disappointed at not finding tomorrow already continuing yesterday. — Theodor Adorno
- I made 50 million bucks yesterday. That's a flameout I could get used to. — Conrad Black
- If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday. — Pearl S. Buck
- The investor of today does not profit from yesterday's growth. — Warren Buffett
- My two grandmothers both died of cancer, so I understand how painful and difficult this disease is on the entire family. My… — Gisele Bundchen
- To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. — John Burroughs
- The deliberate and deadly attacks which were carried out yesterday against our country were more than acts of terror. They were acts… — George W. Bush
- And what I like about it is it makes me happy and I think it makes a lot of people happy to… — Nicolas Cage
- What the president announced yesterday, is that somehow magically, if we just continue to prime the pump of taxpayer dollars, we're going… — Eric Cantor