"Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they……" — Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'"
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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