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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I regard it as an inelegance, or imperfection, in quaternions, or rather in the state to which it has been hitherto unfolded,…
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One suggestion my wife and I have used in our personal finance courses we teach at college is simply writing down all…
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In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're…
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When bureaucrats talk about increasing our 'access' to x, y or z, what they're really talking about is increasing exponentially their control…
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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and…
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Carnal embrace is sexual congress, which is the insertion of the male genital organ into the female genital organ for purposes of…
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The big mathematical challenge for flying robots is making them move in six dimensions: x, y, z, pitch, yaw and roll. We…
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If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,V,W,X,Y,Z.... What letter did I miss ...YES I miss U ..!
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