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Jerry Seinfeld has 198 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow…
• I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit…
• Men want to make women happy.
• Celebrity is no different from any other energy. It's a force for good or evil. It's no different from money. It's power.
• It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
• If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
• If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
• Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

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