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Wrong Quotes by Dave Barry
- Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.
- Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have,…
- There's nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater,you realize that…
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