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• If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
• I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
• People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
• The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
• I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
• If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
• Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
• What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…

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