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Won Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
- Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
- It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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