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Won Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.
- The Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem with that silver medal. When you think about it, you win the gold…
- I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No…
- I love advertising because I love lying. I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality,…
- We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all…
- I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make…
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- My mother won't admit it, but I've always been a disappointment to her. Deep down inside, she'll never forgive herself for giving… — Erma Bombeck
- Second, we have to make the most of the strengths we have, the amenities that many of our competitors cannot replicate. But… — Gerard Arpey