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Women Quotes by Green Monk
- I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples.
- Women are like commercials... nothing more than false advertisement
- Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
- Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.
- Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with a…
- Who says women cant think consistently? . . . . My wife thinks that she's just 20 for the past 15 years
- Men watching porn is like women watching the Food Network: they are both watching things they are never gonna do!
- Some women are so bored with sex, they only moan during commercial breaks !
- Women and their periods... It's such an ovary action...
- Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing!
- Relationships fail because Women Love too much, and Men Love too many!
- Women love a nice guy with a sense of humor. To cheer them up when their douchebag boyfriend cheats on them again. I Am That…
- A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE!
- I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use non-dairy topping!
- Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval
- Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to cough or sneeze.…
- Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway!
- Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos.
- I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs.
More Women Quotes
- Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt
- War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. — Hannah Arendt
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin
- When I was growing up, the men in my life were abusive; women were the ones I ran to for comfort. — Kevyn Aucoin
- I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own. — Dido Armstrong
- So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the… — Mary Kay Ash
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. — Dave Attell
- When the British came to Ibo land, for instance, at the beginning of the 20th century, and defeated the men in pitched… — Chinua Achebe
- All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
- We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly. — Margaret Atwood
- You could tell 'The Handmaid's Tale' from a male point of view. People have mistakenly felt that the women are oppressed, but… — Margaret Atwood