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Woman Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy…
- I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll…
- One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
- We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
- If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay…
- When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
- I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
- You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and…
- Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets…
- I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
- Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the…
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