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Woman Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life…
- I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
- Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children…
- I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.
- Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift…
- What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?
- People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no…
- Enter my first neighbor - a woman who spoke in complete, coherent sentences, who ate with a knife and fork and who only cried at…
- Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death,…
- I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby...
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