"I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir……" — Erma Bombeck
"I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Accent Quotes
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I just wanted to be an ordinary, middle-class person. When I was at Cambridge, I made great efforts to lose…
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I love accents - I wish I could find an accent for every one of my characters. It makes it…
— Amy Adams
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'Batman' took 10 months to film, and by the time I stopped working on it, it took a long time…
— Christian Bale
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The Israeli accent wasn't one that I was overly familiar with so had to learn from scratch but I was…
— Eric Bana
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In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a…
— Joe Biden
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I think it's sort of a rite of passage for a British actor to try and get the American accent…
— Orlando Bloom
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If you're in America a lot, it's easy to get into playing American. All of it, the sounds, the energies,…
— Emily Blunt
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I love New York. I'm a guy for whom a New York accent is a comforting thing.
— Anthony Bourdain
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I wish I could adjust my voice, but it's just what's happened to me. It's because I've lived abroad for…
— Bill Bryson
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God bless my father, but he always spoke in this continental, literary accent, probably because he was a professor of…
— Nicolas Cage
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When I'm doing an accent, you shouldn't notice it for a while, if I'm doing it right.
— Michael Caine
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The American cinema in general always made stories about working-class people; the British rarely did. Any person with my working-class…
— Michael Caine
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